第六十章 又自爆啦

第六十章 又自爆啦

“是啊姐姐····那位白髮英雄好厲害啊·····英雄加油啊·····加油····你看你看姐姐···好厲害啊····好帥啊·····英雄!····我好崇拜你啊···別拽我裙子···討厭啦···擋着我幹嘛··你好壞啊·····”

“又犯花痴了····這個妹子哎···不過那個白髮帥哥····好帥啊····帥哥加油···加油啊····加油帥哥·····奴家好崇拜你啊···加油····加油···哎呀····小心後面··帥·哥··噢····這蠍子擺尾踢的···嚇死老娘了·····閃開你個二貨····擋着老娘看帥哥了······”

“·········”

“我劍····我劍····我劍不死你·····我劍不死你····來啊來啊·····英雄加油·······不如我們刀劍合璧吧·····看我劍不死他們···等等啊···我來啦··英雄等我啊··我劍···我劍···我劍····我來啦英雄·······”

“噢撲哧!!!···············”

“英雄·····你怎麼噴血了啊······你們放開我的英雄····有什麼事都沖我來啊····別砍我的英雄啊·····我劍····我劍···我劍不死你···閃開··英雄···我來啦·····”

“撲哧!!!!·············”

“英雄······你怎麼又吐血啦·······”

“還劍呢····你個二貨···快不快回來··你個慫色····你看你都把英雄嚇的···一直往外噴血呢,你個二貨·····還往上上呢····還不給我回來啊···沒看你上的時候那英雄直躲你嗎···豬頭啊還上····還上你個二貨··聽不懂人話嗎···給我回來···回來啊二貨····你傻啊····是不是傻···是不是傻·····”

“一劍穿心·····翻江倒海·····夢裏乾坤·····刀劍如夢·····恩這年輕人刀法不錯,有老夫我當年的風範······落井下石·····”

“老頭子·····你當年有那麼帥嗎·····老身怎麼沒看出來啊········”

“移形還影····當然有了老婆子···不然你怎麼能看上老夫我呢呵呵········”

“老頭子救我·······”

“放開老夫愛人···你們這群混蛋找死嗎···老夫我和你們拼啦·······玉石俱焚!!!!”

“轟!!!!!!”

“又自爆了·····

“這老爺子····”

“是哪個傻子又上去抓那婆婆了?······”

“報告頭兒····是沒頭腦上去抓的·····”

“沒頭腦?····那傢伙不是被你們吃了嗎,怎麼還能上?·····”

“報告頭兒····是另一個沒頭腦····”

“他嗎的···你們這隊人馬怎麼這麼多沒沒頭腦啊··瞧這炸的···真該··該····”

“轟!!!!!!”

“怎麼又爆炸了·········”

“報告頭兒··屬下估計可能是人太多給擠着那個婆婆了,所以·····”

“一群廢物····聽我命令···所有戰鬥人員遠離那個老頭兒和老婆婆二十米····二十米範圍內誰要是讓我看見了,就給我生吞了他··知道了嗎····”

“是頭兒····全體散開··散開····向後撤···向後撤···遠離那老頭兒和老婆婆二十米····遠離·····”

“轟!!!!!!”

“···········”

“老頭子····你還好吧····”

“只要夫人安好···老夫就是·····”

“別這麼炸了老頭子···炸的老婆子我眼花啊···什麼都看不見了啊·······”

“這個····要不夫人你去隊伍裏邊獃著去啊·····老夫看那位白頭髮小伙有點吃力,不如我去幫幫他·····”

“好·好····老頭子·····你要注意安全啊······”

“閃開···都閃開···喂···那個胖子···給老夫夫人讓個道···讓她進隊伍裏面去···讓她過去···借過借過····”

“知道啦老爺子···死猴子·還不閃開找炸呢····後面的都閃開閃開···給這婆婆讓個路···讓個路啊···”

“都閃開···閃開····沒看婆婆要進去了嗎···都給老子閃開····婆婆您請····”

“都閃開····不怕被炸死的就給婆婆讓開啊···你找死嗎···還不給老子閃開····閃開····”

“謝謝你啊胖子····老夫去幫幫那個白髮年輕人了····幫老夫照顧好我的夫人啊········”

“放心吧您內·····”

“走好老人家····”

“就交給我們吧····”

“您就放心的去炸吧····”

“別急···那個白頭髮的小夥子····堅持住啊·····老頭子我來幫你了啊······萬馬奔騰····千里江山·····如歌如夢···玉石俱焚···”

“轟!!!!!!”

“媽呀······”

“又自爆了·····”

“快跑啊··兄弟們····那個會自爆的老頭兒炸過來啦····快跑啊··兄弟們跑啊·····”

“跑啊······”

“等等我······”

看到那個生猛的老頭兒朝着自己炸了過來,項無極嚇得一哆嗦,這老爺子怎麼朝我跑過來了,我也沒得罪這老頭子啊····

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